兩年之間

- Actually, you know what?
- Yes, Tom?
- Can I say something about the cat?
- Well, okay?
- Yeah, uh, this is...And Ronda, no disrespect here...but, um, this is total
shit.






- Tom!






- "Go for it" and "You can do it"?
That's not inspirational. That's suicidal.
If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat.


These are lies. We're liars.


Think about it. Why do people buy these things?
It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel.
People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to.

We provide the service that lets them off the hook.
You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America.
At least let them speak for themselves! Right?


I mean, look! What...What is this? What does it say?
"Congratulation on your new baby." Right?
How about "Congratulation on your new baby. That's it for hanging out. Nice
knowing you."






- Sit down, Hansen.






- How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I know where
this is going.
Yep! "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you."
That sweet? Ain't love grand?


This is exactly what I'm talking about.
What does that even mean, "love"?
Do you know? Do you? Anybody?







- Tom.






- If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it.


It's...It's these cards, and the movies, and the pop songs
They're to blame for all the lies...and the heartache, everything.
And we're responsible. I'm responsible.


I think we do a bad thing here.
People should be able to say how they feel...how they really feel
not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouthes.
Words like "love"...they don't mean anything.


Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh...I quit. I'm...
These's enough bullshit in the world without my help.